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imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

lack-lustin:

ohyesmarvel:

How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:

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How it actually was:image

bASICALLY

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

the-80s-do-it-better:

anderandur SOMEONE PUT IT ON TUMBLR

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

arthurpendragnn:

Arthur considering Merlin’s happiness an achievement (◡‿◡✿)

Arthur wanting Merlin to be happy (◡‿◡✿)

Arthur trying to cheer Merlin up (◡‿◡✿)

Arthur being happy because Merlin is happy (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

gingerbbatch:

notmydate:

You have an intermittent tremor in your left hand.

#LOOK HOW MANY THINGS HIS FACE IS DOING

gingerbbatch:

notmydate:

You have an intermittent tremor in your left hand.

Existential Dalek is my favourite Dalek

Bonus:

happyjared:

j2 got rob a “stroke kit” (stroke it) with false teeth, vaseline, socks, and kleenex!

mark sheppard got rob a louden swain cd signed by mark to “richard benedict”

misha gave rob some socks and one vegetable bullion cube

matt cohen got rob a photo of matt naked, straddling a chair, signed “big daddy winchester”

crocsy:

when bae is being problematic

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lord-anfelo:

lord-anfelo:

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